| Name | Damage | Speed | Overall | Price | Level |
| Belt | 3.8 | Normal | 4 | $500 | 2 |
| Baseball Bat | 4.5 | Normal | 5 | $1,400 | |
| Tire Iorn | 8.4 | Normal | 7 | $1,600 | |
| Rake | 10.4 | Normal | 8 | $2,700 | |
| Frying Pan | 7.65 | Normal | 9 | $4,000 | |
| Hammer | 11 | Normal | 10 | $5,500 | |
| Wood Plank | 15.6 | Normal | 12 | $7,200 | |
| Nunchucks | 7.7 | Fast | 14 | 10 Brains | |
| Cricket Bat | 13 | Normal | 13 | $9,100 | |
| Golf Club | 14 | Normal | 14 | $11,200 | |
| Ice Pick | 9 | Fast | 15 | $15,000 | |
| Garbage Can | 27.2 | Slow | 17 | $19,200 | |
| Chain | 14.4 | Fast | 18 | $23,800 | |
| Stop Sign | 45 | Slow | 22.5 | 15 Brains | |
| Police Baton | 16 | Fast | 20 | $34,200 | |
| Shovel | 44 | Slow | 22 | $42,00 | |
| Canoe Oar | 27.5 | Normal | 25 | 15 Brains | |
| Lawn Chair | 46 | Slow | 23 | $50,400 | |
| Tricycle | 31.2 | Normal | 26 | 10 Brains | |
| Hocky Stick | 32.5 | Normal | 25 | $73,600 | 19 |
| Pool Cue | 29.7 | Normal | 27 | $92,500 | 20 |
| Bolt Cutters | 43.4 | Normal | 31 | 15 Brains | 20 |
| Mace | 33 | Normal | 30 | 10 Brains | 21 |
| Hedge Sheers | 23.2 | Fast | 29 | $136,300 | 22 |
| Electric Guiter | 38.4 | Normal | 32 | 10 Brains | 23 |
| Tomahawk | 28.8 | Normal | 32 | $188,100 | 24 |
| Push Broom | 56.1 | Slow | 33 | $224,000 | 25 |
| Monkey Wrench | 46.8 | Normal | 36 | 15 Brains | 25 |
| Mail Box | 78.2 | Slow | 34 | $262,700 | 26 |
| Shopping Cart | 72.2 | Slow | 38 | 15 Brains | 27 |
| Knife | 22.2 | Fastest | 37 | $365,500 | 28 |
| Dynamite | 48 | Normal | 40 | 15 Brains | 29 |
| Crowbar | 35.1 | Normal | 39 | $504,700 | 30 |
| Pirate Connon | 123.2 | Slow | 44 | 20 Brains | 31 |
| Lead Pipe | 42 | Normal | 42 | $712,500 | 32 |
| Pick Axe | 68.8 | Slow | 43 | $839,600 | 33 |
| Tombstone | 131.6 | Slow | 47 | 15 Brains | 34 |
| Car Tire | 121.5 | Slow | 45 | $1,183,000 | 35 |
| Lamp Post | 102 | Slow | 51 | 25 Brains | 35 |
| Lawn Mower | 45 | Normal | 50 | 20 Brains | 36 |
| Meat Cleaver | 33.6 | Fast | 48 | $1,704,000 | 37 |
| Sledg Hammer | 107.8 | Slow | 49 | $1,997,500 | 38 |
| Scythe | 90.1 | Slow | 53 | 15 Brains | 39 |
| Fire Place Poker | 44.2 | Normal | 52 | $2,987,600 | 40 |
| Pitch Fork | 58.3 | Normal | 53 | $3,733,600 | 41 |
| Fence Post | 85.5 | Slow | 57 | 25 Brains | 41 |
| Saw | 37.8 | Fast | 54 | $4,551,000 | 42 |
| Missile | 133.4 | Slow | 58 | 20 Brains | 43 |
| Chainsaw | 33 | Fastest | 60 | 25 Brains | 44 |
| Fire Hydrant | 139.2 | Slow | 58 | $8,100,000 | 45 |
| Spiked Club | 100.3 | Slow | 59 | $9,976,000 | 46 |
| Grenade Belt | 72 | Normal | 60 | $12,028,000 | 47 |
| Gattling Gun | 171.6 | Slow | 66 | 25 Brains | 48 |